If you’ve ever been on an extended road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you’ve probably played “Would You Rather.”
The rules are incredibly easy and universally known. But on the off-chance you are visiting us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game functions: You begin by presenting a dilemma of two equally horrid-looking (or sometimes equally enticing alternatives to the other player. Here’s an example: “Would you rather have sex with a dog and nobody in the entire world understands you did it, or would you rather not have sex with a dog, and everybody in the entire world believes you did it?”
You then smirk as the other player wrestles with such an impossible scenario. After they pick what they consider to be the less dreadful of two atrocious scenarios, it is their turn to come up with a dilemma for you.
The game is a regular section on the Comedy Hit! Hit! podcast. Celebrity guests including Ice-T and Bernie Sanders are asked by host Scott Aukerman to pick what they believe to be the greatest of two horrific scenarios.
The attractiveness of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game requires no advance knowledge and no skills outside a little bit of imagination. But it is only as enjoyable as the folks you play with. There’s no denying that the more absurd and occasionally X rated “Would You Rather” gets, the more fun it becomes.
For a little bit of inspiration, below are some uncomfortable suggestions compiled from Reddit, either.io, and our sick, sick imaginations. Some would you rather questions were also taken from Google.
The greatest “Would You Rather” questions
Would you rather obtain pounds or be prohibited from the net for a month?
Would you rather an unrecognizable kid photograph of you be the issue of a depraved internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Girl that lasts for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?
Would you rather inadvertently “enjoy” a two-year-old photograph of your significant other’s ex whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or inadvertently send a sext to your mother?
Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you are prompted to, or have to ask your parents for permission each time you have sex?
Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the world of Harry Potter?
Would you rather live in the world of Star Wars or treat a rare type of cancer?
Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or sensitive to smartphones?
Would you rather have your Seamless account hacked and all the details made public, or have all your files and folders filled with pornography?
Would you rather be in a real-life version of The Walking Dead or a real-life version of Game of Thrones?
Would you rather be forever prohibited from Tinder or be forever prohibited from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where you live?
Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you’ve taken in the previous year (without filters or have your private e-mail hacked?
Would you rather lose the capacity to vote in elections or the capability to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or liking their photographs on Instagram?
Would you rather have the capability to find out why someone you are dating ghosts on you or the capability to see genuine ghosts?
Would you rather lose all of the photographs you’ve taken on your own smartphone this year or lose all of the publications you have?
Would you rather acquire friends in real life or , followers on Twitter?
Who would you rather bring back from the dead: Harambe or the late Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia?
Would you rather be catfished or the victim of identify theft?
Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percentage raise at work or keep your smartphone and the same salary?
Would you rather be able to pick the man who becomes the next President of the United States or the person who directs Star Wars: Episode X?
Would you rather be made to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other java for the remainder of your own life or just LaCroix for the remainder of your own life?
Would you rather be made to host a large dinner party and invite everyone you left-swiped on Tinder or have brunch with the last person who called you out on Twitter?
Would you rather lose your capability to text or lose your ability to give a high-five?
Would you rather seem like Jar-Jar Binks for the remainder of your own life or Siri?
Would you rather lose the capability to use GPS for the remainder of your own life or lose the capacity to utilize a debit or credit card?
Would you rather don only Sailor Moon ensembles for the remainder of your own life or dress like the cast of Hamilton for the remainder of your own life?
Would you rather have the capability to see every text that was not sent to you or the skill to see every text that is about you?
Would you rather have naked photographs of you leaked on the web but not seen by anyone you understand or unintentionally moon everyone at work during an important meeting?
Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that may record everything?
Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your advice leaked in a medical insurance supplier hack?
Would you rather have Reddit take up percentage of your day or gag take up percentage of your day?
Would you rather eat the Twitter fowl or the World Wildlife Fund panda?
Would you rather always get stuck in traffic or always have a extremely slow internet connection?
Would you rather get picked for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?
Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an offensive name on the street by a stranger?
Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be compelled to only use Kimoji for the remainder of your own life?
Would you rather be made to see your friends only once per month or lose Twitter followers each month?
Would you rather have infinite storage space in your iPhone or unlimited storage space in real-life?
Would you rather live out the Zola tweet storm in real life or be forced to follow DJ Khaled’s advice for a month?
Would you rather have Google search results for your name confused with a convicted killer or a well-known pornstar?
Would you rather give the remaining part of the net control over your Twitter account or give your mother control over your Tinder account?
Would you rather have every photograph on your own mobile play as a slideshow for your family or let your grandmother read your text messages with your significant other?
Would you rather be a extremely successful YouTube star who’s inadvertently embraced by chan or a uploader everyone honors but no one watches?
Would you rather have the capability to teleport each time you fart or cure any wound by shouting at it?
Would you rather have every Tinder match have the capacity to read your other messages or never have the ability to utilize computers or smartphones for dating again?
Would you rather be able to talk to your pet or to people that are dead via Facebook messenger?
Would you rather take a glance at your Mother or your Dad’s net history?
Would you rather have male birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for every woman?
Would you rather have dogs or cats forever prohibited from your Instagram feed?
Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised discussion with a Nazi arguing against their points?
Would you rather have your face be a Snapchat filter every time there’s a full moon or never use emoji again?
Would you rather have a cold three months out of the year or need to see a physician to get viral marketing from the head?
Would you rather consistently use LOL-talk in real life, even at funerals, or only communicate by means of a series of emoji that pop up over your head?
Would you rather have your most embarrassing moment recorded in a GIF that goes viral or confront your greatest fear?
Would you rather never have to upgrade your computer or never have to upgrade your smartphone?
Would you rather have Batman’s skills, money, equipment, and lifestyle or end offense around the world for good but be poor and unnoticed?